Posted 14 hours ago

Tappedout Cubes

I was doing just a random cube-draft on tappedout, and I ended up with the following:

Sideboard (18)

I’ve only ever done one  two[edit] cube in real life (power cube, 40-card EDH style, picking from 3 random generals. And a Kamigawa block cube) So, as an idiot to Drafting and cubing, I think the list above could actually be quite good. The sideboard for Red, which lets me bring in Burst Lightning, Earthquake, Gorilla Shaman, Imperial Recruiter, Manic Vandal, Sarkhan (and of course, volcanic island); or even for a bit of white, for the Disenchant, Seal of Cleansing and Mirror Entity. It just looks like a fun sort of deck, lots of random ass strong cards.

Posted 17 hours ago

I play House of Cards in the background when I playtest my decks.

Posted 1 day ago

Everytime one of my friends or family moves from Apple to Samsung, or Apple to Windows, or Apple to a rock, I do a little happy dance in my head and check another point to the good guys.

Posted 1 day ago
+1: DOUBLE LOOT!
-2: STEAL DAT SHEEEEEET.
-6: …so, if I Smash a Sol Ring, do I gain control of it first, and then Smash it? Also…..this thing stupid combos with Mind Games and even more so, with Whim of Volrath.

Ugh…that’s disgusting. And he’s only 3 goddamn mana? AND you can pitch him to Force of WilL!

 OP WOTC! OP!

Should I order more Homeward Paths? Brooding Surians?

+1: DOUBLE LOOT!

-2: STEAL DAT SHEEEEEET.

-6: …so, if I Smash a Sol Ring, do I gain control of it first, and then Smash it? Also…..this thing stupid combos with Mind Games and even more so, with Whim of Volrath.

Ugh…that’s disgusting. And he’s only 3 goddamn mana? AND you can pitch him to Force of WilL!

 OP WOTC! OP!

Should I order more Homeward Paths? Brooding Surians?

Posted 1 day ago

If you don’t know what Gattaca is, go watch it on Netflix, you uneducated simpleton.

Posted 2 days ago

"There is no shame in being different and strange, as long as you are not cruel and evil."

"Then how come you don’t have any shame, you evil bastard?"

"Because, I’m not cruel."

Posted 2 days ago

Painite - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This exists, its name is PAINite.

That’s fucking epic. Thank you Author Pain for putting your last name to epic use.

Posted 2 days ago

I actually want to see this as a movie…

damn resolution, big version here: http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aXbQbKz_460s_v1.jpg

Posted 3 days ago
Heue Heue Heue

Heue Heue Heue

Posted 4 days ago

So…apparently Agent of Erebos is the best EDH card from JOU. I’m sticking with that statement forever. Some cards, are good…but AoE is just…GOOD. 


Things you can easily do to abuse him: Many, many, many things. Will be building him into all decks current and future…which means…yes, all my decks current and future will be black, or part black. Which means Corpse Dance is next on my list of things to acquire.

Posted 5 days ago
mkfffe:

I love this art. He looks like a child that got away with eating candy before dinner.

Well, that’ll help lower the price of Angel of Finality a bit, so yea.

Sign me up for a dozen of these as well!

mkfffe:

I love this art. He looks like a child that got away with eating candy before dinner.

Well, that’ll help lower the price of Angel of Finality a bit, so yea.

Sign me up for a dozen of these as well!

Posted 5 days ago

Journey to my Acquisition List!

I’m thinking at least two or three of these would be good to have, the only deck it would go straight into would be Hazezon which runs about 5-6 plains on the battlefield per average game. And while I would love to fit this into Radiant’s 99 as well, the Quarry Colossus doesn’t have flying :( That being said, its still a very powerful 7 drop in the right deck - shame it doesn’t have Vigilance or Reach or something…

Well…well….well….I can get rid of problems at instant speed for 3+2n…that’s an interesting card for sure, but it gives them 4/4 flyers…..but I’d rather they have 4/4 flyers then Eldrazi/Preators/Insert Trouble Creature here. So yea, I’m going to try this out in my Esper deck for a bit, Rayne (thought I rarely play here) and …. thats about it for now. If this was a sorcery, it would be almost unplayable, but as an instant it is very good.

Damia.dec.secret.tech.awesome.maybe

I’m actually excited for this card…until I scry 3 lands, bottom them, and then reveal a land….maybe this was an instant and one more mana I’d be happier about it, but I’ll try it in….nothing? Ugh….almost maybe at 5 and as a sorcery…but this 6 is a little tough to stomach for potential FAIL.

This card, is so evil :D Will try it out in Esper control, and maybe others. Oh its delicious. Its like a pre-fog!

Well, well, well. We meet again.. Rafiq fodder. Fuck you.

This is going into Xaihou Dun, Xira, Damia, and others for sure. This, is a good card. Its fairly costed, but instant speed. It gets rid of indestructibles, and additional targets. I think I’m in love.

Kiki-Jiki and Xira for sure! Its just a fair Insurrection to me :D Also, I can grab the bulls by the horns and steer them were I want them to charge! Thanks for the Eldrazis! Now have’em back!

Oh cuthullu, Kiki-Jiki loves this! I don’t have enough mountains in Kaalia to make this worthwhile, but Kiki-Jiki is going to copy the shit out of this and Mountain Dragon!

Oh satan, another good red toy :D Copy eldrazi, primuses, avengers, yeas! Kiki-Jiki, Xira, Thrax/Garza, Hazezon! I’m loving this thing! Then I read “target creature you control” and I was like… eh. Maybe just Kaalia?

I’m thinking this will be good in Damia and Xira, and maybe Hazezon. But not Azusa.

Yes, Azusa, Xira, Hazezon and most likely Damia will play this. Its GELATINOUS HYDRA GENESIS! Which is its new name.

Oh god, as if Damia wasn’t mean enough :D

And thats it.

All in all, much more stuff I want from this, then the last few sets. So I’ guess I can be happy this time around….until I find out how much Kruphix ends up costing when I decide to grab one or two of him/her?

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

Dear Game of Thrones spoiler givers (TV Show)

I’ve read the books, thrice. Your move.

Posted 6 days ago

I feel like I’m being held to higher expectations the everyone else in my Magic group - like, everyone knows I’m a cruel, mean, oppressive player - but somehow I’m supposedly the nicest guy?

Re: theroarmaster

Goodbye, so long, I’ll see you lat…nope.